- Isambard Sinclair, narrator: London, and behind the drawn curtains of a typical Ministery of Defence mark 5 simulated letter box, there is a sense of urgency, for this is the Mayfair home of Dangermouse, the world's greatest secret agent, and Penfold, the world's worst assistant, where even now, Colonel K is contacting the charismatic companions with a confidential communication.
- Colonel K: [on viewscreen] Just had this amazing message from the United Nations, DM.
- Penfold: Oh, can I have the stamp?
- Danger Mouse: Penfold, shush.
- Danger Mouse: Pull yourself together. Straighten your tie, blow your nose and keep a straight upper lip.
- Penfold: Yes Chief, sorry Chief. Sniffen your tie, straighten your nose and blow your lipper up.
- Danger Mouse: Penfold, look! Good grief, how would you describe that?
- Penfold: It's like four sausages with long narrow windows.
- Danger Mouse: Four sausages? Penfold, take your hands away from your eyes.