- Danger Mouse: [aboard the Spacehopper] Open the throttle, Penfold.
- Penfold: Oh, I forgot the cork-screw.
- Danger Mouse: Throttle. Throttle, Penfold, not bottle.
- Isambard Sinclair, narrator: By traveling at 18 times the speed of Mark Twain, Dangermouse arrives at the opening hours of the day before yesterday and, with consummate skill, puts the mark three down on the platform of improbability in an elegant twenty four point landing.
- Baron Silas Greenback: Stiletto?
- Stiletto: Si, Barone?
- Baron Silas Greenback: Get out there and give those two window cleaners a leathering.
- Stiletto: With a pleasurable, Barone!
- [chuckles wickedly]
- Penfold: [thinking Dangermouse has gone chicken] Cor, rotten creep, if I wasn't a coward, I'd despise you.
- Danger Mouse: [DM and Penfold are being held immobile in a 'Hero Holder'] Give me a crystal
- Penfold: Alright.
- [groans while he manages to pry a crystal out of his pocket]
- Penfold: Got it, now what?
- Danger Mouse: Drop it on my foot.
- Penfold: Cor! Last time I dropped something on your foot you were ever so cross...
- Danger Mouse: Yes, well, that was a steam iron, Penfold. Look, just drop it an watch.