- Penfold: [looking for Ticklehiposis] There's one.
- Danger Mouse: Where?
- Penfold: It's looking at the trousers in that men's wear shop.
- Danger Mouse: Now have you got it? You put your leg out and wave it around a bit...
- Penfold: Ooh...
- Danger Mouse: ...and any Ticklehiposis that see it are bound to run up your trouser leg.
- Penfold: Well why don't you have them run up your trouser legs?
- Danger Mouse: Penfold, don't be silly. I haven't got any trouser legs.
- Penfold: Oooh, no, I never noticed before. 'Ere, how do you manage to...
- Danger Mouse: Look, stop asking silly questions and get on with it, will you?