- Danger Mouse: Well, we've got a day left of our holiday. Come on.
- Penfold: Where are we going?
- Danger Mouse: To get a specimen of the incredibly rare prune-juggling vampire parrot!
- Penfold: Oh, erm, do I have to come too?
- Danger Mouse: 'Course you do, Penfold. I need someone to pretend to be a prune.
- Penfold: [as Danger Mouse tangles with a crocodile] We could have had a day out in Brighton!
- Danger Mouse: I do not wish to know that, Penfold!
- [Baron Greenback has made off with the crown]
- Penfold: [sees DM laugh] What's so funny, Chief?
- Danger Mouse: Greenback's got it, and now he's going to get it!
- Penfold: But I thought he already had it?
- Danger Mouse: No, it just occurred to me: why would the world's greatest practical joker hide a crown in the first place?
- Penfold: Oh, Chief... you're not saying it was a trick!
- Danger Mouse: No?
- [big explosion heard, along with Greenback screaming]
- Danger Mouse: Lucky for us, the scream of a falling frog is one of the few things those natives are frightened of.
- Dangermouse: Oh, all right. But I hope you understand that I'm only doing this because I happen to be allergic to sudden death.
- Penfold: Chief, look at these straws.
- Danger Mouse: Straws? Good grief! The poisonous peashooters of the Hideous Headbangers! They're a tribe of extremely unsavory natives!
- Baron Silas Greenback: [heard offscreen] Correct. You obviously know your Observer's Book of Native Tribes, witless wonder.
- Danger Mouse: Baron Greenback!