Danger Mouse (TV Series)

It's All White, White Wonder (1985)

Terry Scott: Penfold

Quotes 

• Danger Mouse : [about the monstrous enzyme]  It likes everything to be right, white? Eh no, white, right?

  Penfold : Eeeh, yes?

  Danger Mouse : So, I'll lead it to where everything's white, right?

  Penfold : You don't mean the laundromat in the Highstreet?

  Danger Mouse : Absolutely correct, Penfold. I don't mean the laundromat in the highstreet.

• Danger Mouse : [after crashlanding the Mark 3 at the North Pole, flattening it in the process]  I hope you're impressed.

  Penfold : I'm really more sort of trouser-pressed, chief.

• Danger Mouse : Well done. You might get promoted to hero second class for this.

  Penfold : Oh 'eck, and I've just paid me subs to the Cowards Congress.

• Penfold : My tie! It's gone white. Ruined it. Ruined it! That was my MCC tie as well.

  Danger Mouse : Oh what, you're Marylebone Cricket Club?

  Penfold : No, Member of a Cowards Congress.

  Danger Mouse : But you never go to their meetings.

  Penfold : Well, I'm scared of all those people.

  Danger Mouse : Oh, I see.

• Penfold : [Penfold is hiding under his seat in the Mark 3]  Any sign of the baron, chief?

  Danger Mouse : Doesn't seem to be, Penfold.

  Penfold : Ah, right.

  [pops up] 

  Penfold : Right Greenback, you miserable coward!

  [rolls eyes] 

  Penfold : Oh what a pitty. Where is Baron Greenback and his henchman Stiletto?

  Stiletto : [thinly disguised with a fake red beard]  I don't-a know, Senor. I am-a just-a the caretaker.

  Danger Mouse : Curses. Slipped through our paws.

  Penfold : Oh blow. No courageous struggles. Well, I'll get back to a bit of embroidery then.