Danger Mouse (TV Series)

Demons Aren't Dull (1983)

David Jason: Danger Mouse, The Narrator, Host of This Was Your Life

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Quotes 

• Penfold : [the demon has caught up with them again]  Oh crumbs! Oh carrots!

  Danger Mouse : Lunch will have to wait.

• Isambard Sinclair, narrator : Can our heroes survive this sudden and serious shortage of a substantial surface to stand on?

• Danger Mouse : Now look here, sunshine!

  Demon from the Fourth Dimension : What?

  Danger Mouse : I hope you're a fully paid up member of the 4-D union.

  Penfold : 4-D union?

  Demon from the Fourth Dimension : Yes, the Union of the Diabolically Delinquent Dimensional Demons.

  Demon from the Fourth Dimension : You mean the 4-D union that's affiliated to the G.G.G. whaaaa?

  Penfold : Pardon?

  Danger Mouse : Gremlins, Ghouls, Ghosts and things that go whaaaaaaooh in the night. Precisely.

  Demon from the Fourth Dimension : Of course I'm a fully paid up member. So what?

  Danger Mouse : Can I remind you of rule 4 brackets B paraph 57 section A sub para 3-D?

  Danger Mouse : [the demon stutters]  Which clearly states that any victims not destroyed by the end of episode 4 have to be returned to their own dimension, or...

  Demon from the Fourth Dimension : Or, or what?

  Danger Mouse : Or your powers are revoked by the boss demon.

  Demon from the Fourth Dimension : Oh no, oh no, not him, he's a nasty bogeyman!

  Danger Mouse : Oh yes. Well, this is the end of episode 4...

• Danger Mouse : Sometimes, Penfold, I wish we was just drawing the cartoons, not starring in them.

• Danger Mouse : [Penfold is accidentally sliding down a pole, DM follows]  Very enterprising, Penfold, but I'm the hero. You're supposed to follow meeeeeeeeeeeee...

• Danger Mouse : Just as well we had a spare car, Penfold. The buses on this route are alway late.

• Isambard Sinclair, narrator : It was a bad day for Penfold when he opened his boss' front door to find a Demon from the Fourth Dimension where the coconut matting should have been. But before he could hand in his notice, Danger Mouse dragged him in pursuit of a threat to mankind. They had almost given up hope of finding the demon, when the demon found them. And Danger Mouse lost his car. Two seconds later, his head went after the car while his body kept Penfold company.

• Danger Mouse : I'm finished. The world despises me. I might as well go home and write my resignation.

  [walks off with a sigh] 

  Isambard Sinclair, narrator : Is this really the end of Danger Mouse? Has the white flash turned yellow? Will he hang up his eyepatch forever? And is the Demon from the Fourth Dimension waiting in the wings? Tune in for the next incredible, and I do mean that, adventure of Danger Mouse in 'Demon's Aren't Dull.

• Danger Mouse : [inside bathroom]  I say, Penfold? Why is my rubber duck full of water?

  Danger Mouse : [makes squashy noise]  Penfold, you've been using it as a water pistol again. Penfold? Penfold?

  Penfold : [outside bathroom]  Yes, DM, what is it?

  Danger Mouse : Do you know my rubber duck's full of water?

  Penfold : No, but if you hum it, I'll join in on the second chorus.