- [in medieval times]
- Danger Mouse: This is no place to hang about, Penfold! They're starting a soccer club!
- [scarpers]
- Professor Von Squakenkluck: To get him g-back I have him first to find mitt ein location locator locator.
- Danger Mouse: Have you got one?
- Professor Von Squakenkluck: Nein.
- Danger Mouse: No, one will do.
- Isambard Sinclair, narrator: [Danger Mouse and Penfold are asleep on their couch] Unceasingly alert for danger, our heroes are even now... eh... training to... see in the dark.
- Penfold: [the video phone alarm goes off] Eh chief, it's Colonel K.
- Danger Mouse: Danger Mouse here, sir.
- Colonel K: Good show, DM. Eh, you're faithful assistant standing by?
- Danger Mouse: Yes sir, he's here.
- Colonel K: Oh well, can't be helped.
- Penfold: Eh?
- Isambard Sinclair, narrator: [DM is staring into the eyes of a diplodocus] It's two eyes against one. Will the dinosaur go cross-eyed before Danger Mouse is petrified? Can he take cover in it's nostrills? And if so, will that make him a Nostralian?
- [snickers]
- Isambard Sinclair, narrator: Is this the end of Danger Mouse and if so, does anyone need the services of a well spoken announcer?
- Danger Mouse: [as the knight runs off laughing] I thought we weren't going to have canned laughter on this show.
- Knight: I offer thee me gauntlet!
- Danger Mouse: Oh, no really, thank you, my hands are lovely and warm.
- [gets hit in the face with the knight's gauntlet]
- Isambard Sinclair, narrator: [recapping the first two episodes] As Penfold searches hopefully for a policeman, Danger Mouse scouers the skies for Penfold but, pursued by a personatious Pterodactyl, he fights like a dog, 'till he misses a cog and drops like a log into a bog. Then, as darkness falls, so does Penfold, into a pitt. Will he be hit and cooked on a spit? Or has he the wit to do a quick flit? Throw aside your Rubik's cubes and try to untangle episode three of 150 Million Years Lost.