- Dangermouse: [Dangermouse and Penfold and trapped in the Baron's Dream Machine cloud] Anyway, I've got a better idea. We'll blow the cloud away with a big fan!
- Penfold: A big fan?
- Big Fan: Oh Dangermouse! You're the greatest! I'm your biggest fan ever!
- Dangermouse: Oh, honestly Penfold, not that sort of a fan!
- Danger Mouse: [Colonel K, while communicating with DM, has been swallowed up by a mysterious cloud] Good Grief!
- Penfold: Crikey sir, he's turned into a chair.
- Danger Mouse: [the cloud has swallowed Dangermouse and Penfold] I guess it was cumulonimbus.
- Penfold: Didn't he discover America?
- Danger Mouse: Penfold, shush.
- Danger Mouse: Springtime in England, on a day unlike any other. For on this day, that crown prince of ne'er-do-wells, Baron Silas Greenback, cast an evil shadow across the country's capital, starting a chain of events that were to develop to nightmarish proportions for the world's greatest detective, who even now stands in readiness, coiled like a panther, ready to spring to the defense of the weak and helpless.
- [Danger Mouse and Penfold lie dozing on a couch]
- Danger Mouse: I said, coiled like a panther, ready to spring... Oh, forget it.
- Baron Silas Greenback: Inside my Dream Machine, only the impossible is possible. Now, au revoir, and unpleasant dreams!
- Penfold: [DM and Penfold have turned into birds] Sorry sir, I've had it!
- Danger Mouse: Nonsense, Penfold. Keep your pecker up!
- Penfold: I can't keep my pecker up!
- Danger Mouse: Look, Penfold, just don't say "R-O-C-K".
- Penfold: R-O-C-K?
- [the word "Rock" appears in capital letters above them and takes off making steam engine noises]