Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
My Tongue Is Meat (2006)
Conchata Ferrell: Berta
Quotes
-
Berta : [about Charlie's behavior around Mia] Considerate?
Charlie Harper : Yeah. See, I love Mia, and I want her to be happy. And I happen to know she's not happy when I smoke cigars, and drink, and gamble, and stay out all night, and eat meat and sugar and grease and fat, and nap, and swear, and wear shorts, bowling shirts...
Berta : Charlie, you ain't just whipped. You're roped, saddled and gelded. They could use you to give rides at kids' birthday parties.
-
Berta : [to Charlie] How do you feel about taking a whore's bath with a hunk of bleu cheese?
