George Lopez (TV Series)

George Is Being Elfish and Christ-misses His Family (2005)

Belita Moreno: Benny

Quotes 

• George Lopez : Mom, what're you doing here? You're supposed to be at the casino.

  Benny : Oh they threw me out. Turns out Tony Orlando doesn't like having women's panties thrown at him.

  George Lopez : You went to a Tony Orlando concert?

  Benny : No, he was playing blackjack.

• George Lopez : [in George's stop motion Christmas fantasy]  Will you be my friend?

  Benny : Oh I can't, I've got a date with the fat jolly guy in the red suit who likes to bounce me on his lap.

  George Lopez : But Santa's out delivering toys.

  Benny : Who said anything about Santa?

  [slides down the snow hill] 

  Benny : Whee!