- Garrett Wells: I want you out of my office! I'm an attorney, I graduated top of my class at Suffolk University Law School, I passed the Bar Exam the very first try, and I was recruited by the best firms.
- Catherine Piper: I killed a man.
- Alan Shore: Shirley, just the person I needed to see. I'm in a terrible bind and I need to borrow your breasts.
- Shirley Schmidt: All right, but have them home by eleven.
- Alan Shore: I didn't see you on the balcony the other night.
- Denny Crane: Bev and I had something to do. Then we did it again.
- D.A. Scott Bodnar: I think this job is about more than looks.
- Alan Shore: Well, you'd have to think that, wouldn't you?