South Park (TV Series)
Die Hippie, Die (2005)
Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Hippie #1, Hippie #2, Hippe #5, Hippie #7, Hippie #9, Hippie #10, Security Guard, Randy Marsh, Mr. Mackey, Officer Barbrady, Tom the News Reader, Hippie #11, Stephen Stotch, News Reporter, Man at Control Centre, Hippie Security Guard, Hippie #13, Hippie #14
Quotes
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[repeated line]
Eric Cartman : Goddamn hippies!
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Eric Cartman : I need a complete team to operate this vehicle. Along with me I'm gonna need a scientist, an engineer, and, of course, a black person who can sacrifice himself in case something goes wrong.
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Eric Cartman : What happened? Were you bit? Did you eat their brownies? DID YOU EAT THEIR BROWNIES?
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Mayor McDaniels : I signed a permit allowing them to have their concert here. Their little festival should pump some money into our economy.
Eric Cartman : They're hippies! They don't have any money!
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Eric Cartman : It's not potholes you need to worry about, it's potheads.
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Eric Cartman : [as he sees the attic hippies] See that. hippies. These are what we call the ,uh, giggling stoners. Pretty common form of hippies, usually found in attics.
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Eric Cartman : [to the hippies he has locked up in his basement] Here, here's some joints and a guitar.
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Eric Cartman : In my professional opinion, we're looking at a full-blown hippie jamfest the size of which we've never seen.
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Eric Cartman : Hello, ma'am. I'm working to clean up the neighborhood from parasites. Do you mind if I take a quick look around your house? I'm afraid you may have hippies.
Elderly Woman : Hippies?
Eric Cartman : Yeah, they've been poppin' up all over the neighborhood lately. Ms. Nelson next door had seven hippies in her basement; they usually live in colonies. Hm, I don't like the sound of that. Could I take a look in your attic?
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[Eric Cartman is in jail]
Mr. Mackey : Uh, hi, Eric, how's it going?
Eric Cartman : [sarcastically] Great. I love crapping in a toilet with no rim on it.