- [Joey comes out from his room wearing ridiculous clothes. He has to look nineteen for an audition]
- Joey: 'Sup? 'Sup, dude?
- Chandler: [putting his hands up] Take whatever you want, just please don't hurt me.
- Joey: So, you're playing a little Playstation, huh? That's whack. Playstation is whack. 'Sup with the whack Playstation, 'sup? Huh? Come on, am I nineteen or what?
- Chandler: Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen.
- Monica: [Monica opens the door to the hallway and sees Ross and Rachel kissing] I'm sorry, apparently I've opened the door to the past.
- Phoebe: Singing: Whenever I get married guess who won't be asked to sing somebody named Geller and somebody else named Bing!
- Rachel: Can you believe they are actually getting married?
- Dr. Ross Geller: Well sure, but I get married all the time.