- Michael Steadman: Have you seen my sweat socks? Have you seen either of my sweat socks?
- Hope Murdoch Steadman: What do you need your sweat socks for?
- Michael Steadman: [sarcastic] Oh, I was gonna paint little faces on them and use them as hand puppets.
- [seriously]
- Michael Steadman: What do you think? I'm gonna go jogging.
- Hope Murdoch Steadman: You haven't been jogging since... Janey was born.
- Michael Steadman: Yeah, that's good. I'm gonna start again.
- Michael Steadman: [catching her and Woodman kissing] Ellyn.
- Ellyn Warren: Oh.
- Steve Woodman: Hi.
- Ellyn Warren: Hi.
- Michael Steadman: In our bed. In our bed?
- Ellyn Warren: We were just packing.
- Hope Murdoch Steadman: They've probably been at it all weekend.
- Michael Steadman: Animals. And you were worried about them.
- Steve Woodman: [as Ellyn changes Janey's diaper] It is so great seeing you like this.
- Ellyn Warren: Like what?
- Steve Woodman: Like loose. You know, like getting into this baby stuff. It's like..
- Ellyn Warren: A Kodak moment.
- Steve Woodman: Yeah. No. God, lighten up, Ellyn.
- Ellyn Warren: Sorry. I guess I'm just jealous. I think she looks better in a one-piece than I ever will.
- Hope Murdoch Steadman: [Ellyn and Woodman are babysitting Janey] Okay, so in the kitchen, if the fridge starts rumbling, pull out the plug for an hour and then put it back in upside-down. I don't know why it works, it just does.
- Michael Steadman: Yeah, and if the, uh, toilet clogs, burn a slipper and march backwards around the bathroom three times.
- Hope Murdoch Steadman: You know, the last time we used those suitcases was on our honeymoon.
- Michael Steadman: Ooh, if Samsonite could talk.
- Nancy Krieger Weston: [holding Brittney] Ah, see? That's the great thing about having just one. You can still get away. Once you've got two, there's no escape.
- Steve Woodman: Whoa, who has the leather fetish here?
- Ellyn Warren: Oh, that's Michael. He used to ride a motorcycle.
- Steve Woodman: Hell's Angel, huh? I'll bet he's got all kinds of wild stuff.
- Ellyn Warren: That's Michael. Born to be mild.