The Young Ones (TV Series)
Time (1984)
Nigel Planer: Neil, E.T. Fairfax
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Quotes
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Neil : You mean, you, like, scored with a chick?
Rick : Well, of course, I wouldn't put it in such sexist terms, Neil, but yes.
Mike : Now, wait a minute, Rick. I'm the one who gets the girls around here. There could be a copyright problem.
Vyvyan : I don't understand. How? Was she unconscious?
Rick : What, Vyvyan? Do I detect a little spark of jealousy?
Vyvyan : Ha! I'm not jealous. I find the idea of spending a night with you completely revolting!
Rick : You know perfectly well what I mean. Just because I was the most wanted and attractive guy at the party last night...
Neil : What do you mean, Rick? You passed out after half a glass of cider.
Rick : Did I? Blimey, that's a bit anarchic! Anyway, it just goes to show you, Neil. Even when I'm unconscious, I can pick up the birds. Erm, I mean, forge meaningful relationships with birds... chicks... tarts... women. Women!
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Neil : How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, me, 'cause I'm the only one that does anything around here anyway.
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Neil : I'll die if I miss Scooby-Doo.
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Knight of the Square Table : I'm a knight of the Square Table.
Mike : Square Table?
Knight of the Square Table : Well, you see, King Arthur didn't consider me cool and hip enough to be on the Round Table on account of some of my suits of armor have still got flares.
Mike : Well, you can't get sqaurer than that.
Neil : Shut up, Mike! Nothing wrong with flares.