- Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: Why do you need such big wheels?
- Truck driver: Truth be told, ever since I was a teenager, I wanted to drive the hottest car in town. That was my teenage dream. Wasn't it yours?
- Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: You're right, it was.
- [chuckles]
- Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: Yeah, 1916 was the year.
- [dissolve into flashback]
- Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: I was living with my father in Princeton. It was spring and I was going to take Nancy Stratemeyer to the junior prom in her father's Bugatti.
- [another chuckle]
- Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: In those days regular high school kids simply didn't have cars, they only dreamt about them.
- Indiana Jones: [having made a grand entrance at the junior prom] I love you, Nancy Stratemeyer.
- [they kiss]
- Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: [narrating] Edison never did perfect that battery. I fulfilled my teenage dream. That day I had the hottest car in town!
- Truck driver: Well, that's just about the tallest car tale I ever heard.
- [laughs]
- Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.: And that's just about the tallest car I've ever seen!
- Truck driver: Wanna go for a spin?
- Indiana Jones: Good afternoon, Mr. Stratemeyer. How's the new Tom Swift?
- Edward Stratemeyer: Troublesome. I've got Tom stuck in an Incan tomb surrounded by Rocketrangers and his stungun doesn't work. The villain is flooding the tomb with water and I don't know how to get Tom out.
- Butch: Hey, Soda-jerk, you're gonna drive that pile of junk to the prom?
- [referring to Mr. Stratemeyer's Bugatti]
- Indiana Jones: When we get this baby souped up it's gonna blow the doors off that tin lizzy.
- Edward Stratemeyer: I must say I am surprised this doesn't happen more often to Mr. Edison. Wherever there is true genius, there waits the unscrupulous opportunist. Waiting to reap the fruits of hardened labor.
- Indiana Jones: [shouting] Are you crazy? We're not supposed to be here!
- Nancy Stratemeyer: [whispering] I know that, so be quiet.
- Indiana Jones: [still shouting] We could be shot!
- Nancy Stratemeyer: You're such a ninny.
- Indiana Jones: I think you'd better give us those plans back, sir.
- Professor Thompson: You meddling little brats.