Xena: Warrior Princess (TV Series)

The King of Assassins (1997)

Bruce Campbell: Autolycus

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Quotes 

• Autolycus : A good thief, like a good lover, takes his time... has patience.

• Autolycus : I'm not as dumb as he looks.

• Autolycus : Distracts me? A beautiful woman lying naked in a bathtub?

  [laughs] 

  Autolycus : ...Where was I?

• Joxer : There's a lot we can learn from each other, you know.

  Autolycus : Sure. Hey, why don't you start by teaching me how to disappear without a trace?

  Joxer : Okay! First, you...

  [offended] 

  Joxer : Hey!

  Autolycus : [to Gabrielle]  Why is he here?

  Gabrielle : He knows Jett.

  Autolycus : No, in a grander sense - why is he here?

• [Autolycus is refusing to help Joxer and Gabrielle] 

  Gabrielle : Autolycus, an innocent person is going to die!

  Autolycus : No he isn't, because he's leaving. Goodbye!

• Autolycus : There's a concept called personal space. Look into it.