Wonderfalls (TV Series)

Pink Flamingos (2004)

Tracie Thoms: Mahandra McGinty

Quotes 

• Mahandra McGinty : Have you been huffing paint? Because this isn't like you.

  Jaye Tyler : What do you mean, "like me"? There is no "like me." I'm not "like" anything, and if I were it certainly wouldn't be me.

• Mahandra McGinty : I don't know what you've become.

  Jaye Tyler : Fist of fate, thy name is Janet. Remember that?

  Mahandra McGinty : Janet was just venting. You've been channeling Tonya Harding. So, you ever plan on coming out of here?

  Jaye Tyler : I haven't decided yet.

  Mahandra McGinty : Mm. Well, word is you're about to be voted most spiteful.

  Jaye Tyler : They can't add a category!

  [seeing Mahandra's look] 

  Jaye Tyler : Great. And you're mad at me, too.

  Mahandra McGinty : You made me feel sorry for Gretchen Speck. And I'm not sure I can forgive you for that.

• Gretchen Speck-Horowitz : Any of you holding Speck-Horowitz couples cards, toss 'em. They no longer apply. I'm losin' the hyphen and keepin' the ring.

  Mahandra McGinty : What a bitch. Is it wrong that I like her now?

  Jaye Tyler : I think she just walked out of here a free woman.

  Mahandra McGinty : Feel kinda sorry for her husband, though.

  Jaye Tyler : [remembering he was in a car crash]  Let's just hope he's dead.