Will & Grace (TV Series)
Where There's a Will, There's No Way (1998)
Eric McCormack: Will Truman
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Quotes
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Grace Adler : [Everyone has left. As Will cleans up, Grace waves a pair of white shorts on a stick from her bedroom door] I'm waving the white delicate. Can we be friends again?
Will Truman : Of course. Oh, and, uh, Gracie, the next time you're gonna offer me a truce, wave your own white delicates.
Grace Adler : Yours are prettier.
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Will Truman : First of all, they'll give you a payment plan, which you won't follow. Then they'll garnish your wages, which you don't have. Then they'll take away everything you own... which would be your gym membership. Then... finally, they will put you in jail.
Jack McFarland : No, no, no. They can't put me in jail, 'cause since I never started paying my taxes, I can continue not paying them. I saw that on television.
Will Truman : On what? The Delusional Channel?
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Will Truman : That's terrific. Karen, it's up to you.
Karen Walker : Oh! Honey, you sound just like Stan in bed!
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Will Truman : [Will, Karen, Jack, Jurgen and Steve, are playing poker] All right. New deck. The game is follow the queen.
Karen Walker : I don't know where to turn.
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Will Truman : [about Jack and Karen] Wow, it's like playing cards with tweedledum and tweedle... diva.
