Will & Grace (TV Series)

The Honeymoon's Over (2002)

Sean Hayes: Jack McFarland

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• Jack McFarland : [Will and Grace find Jack in disguise in a bar, worried he is in danger; Will thinks it's silly, and starts to wipe off Jack's fake mustache]  I can't believe you just did that.

  Jack McFarland : [sarcastically]  Just hand me over to the Gay Mafia, the Homo Nostra, the Don Queerleone.

  Grace Adler : That's what this is about? You're hiding?

  Jack McFarland : Yes, Toby's meeting me here. He borrowed his mother's Caprice, and he's gonna smuggle me to Oklahoma.

  Will Truman : You're going to Oklahoma?

  Jack McFarland : Yes, the matinee.