Will & Grace (TV Series)
The Buying Game (1998)
Megan Mullally: Karen Walker
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Quotes
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Jack McFarland : [Trying to get some guinea pigs for him to test his massaging on] I love people. As long as they're not hairy... or smelly... or have the dreaded 'backney'. Ew! Ok, I need some guinea pigs. Who's interested?
Will Truman : Smelly.
Grace Adler : Hairy.
[They both leave]
Jack McFarland : Thank you, friends.
[Jack looks at Karen]
Karen Walker : Backney.
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Jack McFarland : [beginning a massage practice session with Karen] Now, I want you to take off your robe, and I don't want you to feel uncomfortable. The sheet will drape you, so...
Karen Walker : Yeah, I've done this before, honey. Skin to the wind.
Jack McFarland : [Karen lies down as Jack starts to put the sheet over her] Wow, Karen, you could bounce a quarter off that thing.
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Karen Walker : [on the phone with Rosario] Rosario, enough-o with the April Fresh-o.
Karen Walker : [hangs up] Right now she's calling me a bitch-o.