- Grace Adler: [Grace's teapot is worth $30,000 and Jack has stolen it; she stops a security guard] Excuse me! Have you seen a gay man run through here with a tea pot real excited?... What am I saying? It's like asking if you've seen a loser at a renaissance faire.
- Jack McFarland: [guards move a trunk that Jack is under; he looks up at Grace] Can you see me?
- Grace Adler: Yes, Tommy. I can see you.
- Karen Walker: [handing an envelope to Mrs Freeman, Ben's assistant] Oh honey, will you pop a stamp on this and drop it in the mail for me please?
- Karen Walker: [after a moment staring at Mrs Freeman's stone cold icy stare, which even makes Ben and Will uncomfortable] I like you.