- Ted Bowers: [Will and Grace are having fundraisers in their apartment for two opposing city council candidates. Ted, who is the gay candidate that Will supports, is the first one to speak] Good evening, everybody. A lot of candidates in this race wanna tell you that there's an easy solution to our city's problems. Well, I'm here to tell you, there's not.
- Will Truman: [Will applauds but he's the only one applauding] Was that not an applause line? 'Cause it felt like one.
- Ted Bowers: For instance... Homelessness. Now, this is an awful, awful problem, and one solution that I advocate is give them a hot meal.
- Will Truman: Mm-hmm.
- Ted Bowers: Give them a shower.
- Will Truman: Uh-huh.
- Ted Bowers: Put them on a bus and get them the hell out of our city.
- Will Truman: [Will is shocked] A - What?
- Ted Bowers: So, in conclusion, women in the home, force those foreigners to speak our language, and if God didn't want some people to be poor, he'd give them money.
- Mr. Zamir: He is very good.
- Grace Adler: And now... Let's hear from a real candidate. Ladies and gentlemen, Judy Green.
- [Grace support Judy because she is Jewish, like Grace]
- Judy Green: Thank you, Grace. Let me start by saying how gratifying it is to see so many white faces here tonight.
- Grace Adler: [Grace is shocked] Goh!