- Will Truman: I haven't done a lot of acting before. Actually, that's not true, for 19 years I played the role of a heterosexual.
- Zandra: My guess is not very convincingly.
- Jack McFarland: [entering] Morning, camper. Everybody ready to go on a little day trip? I brought my fanny pack,
- [holds it up]
- Jack McFarland: which I will hold as a clutch... so as not to obscure...
- [turns around]
- Jack McFarland: my dynamite fanny.
- Will Truman: Jack, we're going to visit Stanley Walker in prison.
- Jack McFarland: Mm-hmm.
- Will Truman: We're not going to Swishy Pete's Camp for Feminine Boys.