- Karen: Hey, guess what, good news! We're not mad at each other anymore because I've forgiven you!
- Jack: Interesting because I haven't forgiven you...
- Karen: So what's your point? Oh alright, I'm sorry. There we're done. Let's go get French Tips
- Jack: Karen, I am not a lightswitch that you can just apologize to and expect me to forgive you.
- [Jack thinks about what he just said. Audience laughs]
- Jack: My emotions are much more complex than that, I I need time to heal. I don't accept.
- [Jack walks away]
- Karen: What? You don't what?
- Jack: I said I don't accept!
- Karen: I don't think you understand what just happened here. The only other person I've apologized to was my mother and that was court-ordered... So please accept my apology in the spirit it was intended or I'll kick you in the gentles.
- Jack: No. Now be gone before somebody drops a house on you!
- Karen: Up yours, Dorothy.
- Jack: Well, you tan and freckle!
- Grace: [Jack and Will have left to investigate a burglary scare that has left Grace frantic, and Jack's boyfriend for the night comforts her] Oh, thank you. That feels nice. Who are you?
- Mipanko: Mipanko - like the candy treat. And don't worry. Jack has a black belt in Tae Kwon Do. The Navy Seals, they train him for this sort of thing.
- Grace: So you two are pretty close, huh?
- Mipanko: As close as two men can get in eleven minutes.