- [Vince has told Will he's booked lunch for both of them with his lieutenant]
- Will Truman: Can't we get out of that? You said the guy's a racist homophobe!
- Vince D'Angelo: And anti-Semite. It just doesn't come up much cos there are no Jewish cops or perps.
- Vince D'Angelo: You know, this is a relation... ship. When one of the crew goes overboard, the ship sinks.
- Will Truman: No it doesn't! That's a terrible metaphor.
- Vince D'Angelo: YOU'RE a terrible metaphor!
- Will Truman: That's a come-back?
- Vince D'Angelo: You're a come-back!