- Will Truman: Well, I was going to this art opening...
- Jack McFarland: Ooh, that sounds great, I'd love to join you!
- Will Truman: It's not a person named Art, you understand?
- Jack McFarland: Yes, I know. But there's always a lot of rich old gay guys at those things looking for younger gay guys to take care of. You know, the way Dick Cheney takes care of George Bush.