- Drew Carey: [before "Hollywood Director"] Here's the scene: The evil, whip-wielding Judge Frollo, Ryan, has cornered gypsy girl Esmerelda, Whoopi, in the bell tower and is forcing her to do a sensual dance for him. Welcome to "Whose Line", big Hollywood star!
- Whoopi Goldberg: Yeah, yeah. FORMER Hollywood star after this.
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Hollywood Director", as Judge Frollo, to Whoopi, playing Esmerelda] All right, there's your pole. Get to it.
- Wayne Brady: [in "Hollywood Director", playing Quasimodo] Dong! Dong! Ugh, I'm hideously ugly!
- Whoopi Goldberg: [playing Esmerelda] Okay, Hideously Ugly. I'll have to do something with...
- Wayne Brady: [Ryan, playing Judge Frollo, is miming whipping Wayne] Ow! Ow! He hit me on my hideously ugly ass!
- Ryan Stiles: [breaking character] A little bit of Sammy comin' through there!
- [Wayne points and smiles like Sammy Davis Jr]
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Foreign Film Dub", translating for Drew's mock Chinese] Get down, boogie oogie oogie.
- Colin Mochrie: [in "Hollywood Director"] What are you doing there, Hoopi? Don't be hoopin'.
- Whoopi Goldberg: Hoopin'?
- Colin Mochrie: Hoopin'. No hooping on my set!