The West Wing (TV Series)
Pilot (1999)
Allison Smith: Mallory O'Brien
Quotes
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Sam Seaborn : Ms. O'Brian, I understand your feelings, but please believe me when I tell you that I am a nice guy having a bad day. I just found out the Times is publishing a poll that says that a considerable portion of Americans feel that the White House has lost energy and focus. A perception that is not likely to be altered by the video footage of the President riding his bicycle into a tree. As we speak, the Coast Guard are fishing Cubans out of the Atlantic Ocean, while the governor of Florida wants to blockade the port of Miami. A good friend of mine is about to get fired for going on television and making sense. And it turns out that I accidentally slept with a prostitute last night. Now, would you please in the name of compassion tell me which one of those kids is my boss's daughter?
Mallory O'Brian : That would be me.
Sam Seaborn : You.
Mallory O'Brian : Yes.
Sam Seaborn : [realizing the ambiguity of the phrasing] "Leo's daughter's fourth-grade class."
Mallory O'Brian : Yes.
Sam Seaborn : Well, this is bad on so many levels.
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Mallory O'Brian : I'm sorry to be rude, but are you a moron?
Sam Seaborn : In this particular area, yes.
Mallory O'Brian : The 18th president was Ulysses S. Grant and the Roosevelt Room was named for Theodore.
Sam Seaborn : Really?
Mallory O'Brian : There's like a six-foot painting on the wall of Teddy Roosevelt.
Sam Seaborn : I should have put two and two together.
Mallory O'Brian : Yes.
Sam Seaborn : The thing is while there really are a great many things on which I can speak with authority, I'm not good at talking about the White House.
Mallory O'Brian : You're the White House Deputy Communications Director and you're not good at talking about the White House?
Sam Seaborn : Ironic, isn't it?