- Carol Fitzpatrick: ...and Toby and Josh are in your office.
- Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: What do they want?
- Carol Fitzpatrick: To make fun of you I think.
- Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: And you let them in?
- Carol Fitzpatrick: And got them coffee!
- [in a bright cheery voice]
- Leo McGarry: A couple hours later these two Hueys show up taking all kinds of AK fire. Men Died for us. We had a responsibility to live our lives with integrity and honesty to honor their sacrifice.
- Jed Bartlet: Corruptio optimi pessima. Corruption of the best is the worst.
- Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: That was fun!... Sanctimonious little guttersnipe sent a great big fat one up and over the plate. Health care reform! From a guy who's still on the fence about the application of leeches!
- Josh Lyman: Eve Harrington in penny loafers here just corrected me in front of the President.
- Donna Moss: Were you wrong?
- Josh Lyman: That's not the point.
- Donna Moss: What is the point?
- Josh Lyman: I'm going into my office now.