Weird Science (TV Series)

Wyatt Erectus (1994)

John Asher: Gary Wallace

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• Gary Wallace : [providing his own commentary to Wyatt's wrestling match]  A hush falls over the crowd as Doomsday Donnelly faces off against his arch enemy, Groin Pull Parker. The two warriors size each other up, searching for signs of weakness. Searching... Searching... Groin Pull makes his move, shoots Doomsday down. Come on! It's six inches between you and destiny! You know the reversal. Use it! You can take this guy!

• Gary Wallace : You forget that gym class is a spectator sport.

• Gary Wallace : [opening a can of pet food to get proto-Wyatt's attention]  I need Lisa's new password.

  Wyatt Donnelly : Hrungk.

  Gary Wallace : Hrungk? Got it. Hrungk. Here, have a party.

• Wyatt Donnelly : Whadda ya say we double date cheerleaders Friday night?

  Gary Wallace : Sure, and after that we can build a staircase of cheese and walk to the moon.

• Gary Wallace : [getting a whiff of Wyatt's cologne]  Oh, man, if there's a dog in heat within a hundred miles, we'll find out soon. Go get 'em, bad boy.

• Wyatt Donnelly : Look, if things get bad, we call it.. sun go down, moon up.

  Gary Wallace : You mean, call it a night?

  Wyatt Donnelly : Ohh... call it "night."

• Gary Wallace : You know, for a guy who smells like a litter box, you sure can score.

• Gary Wallace : [as Wyatt's language skills worsen during his double date]  Give me one good reason why we should continue.

  Wyatt Donnelly : [unable to access the word dessert]  Mm? Sweet food after meat?

• Gary Wallace : Think about it. As Wyatt the chimp-faced boy, this very possibly could be yours and anybody else's most embarrassing date in history.

  Wyatt Donnelly : But Mindy and Deb most gorgeous girls in school. We can't pass up chance like that.