- Gariette: Let's get straight to it. We know how hard it is for a guy to walk up to a girl and talk to her. So we thought just this once, we'd make the first move. You don't have to impress us, we already like you.
- Wynona: That's right. We like guys other girls overlook, the type of guys who read computer repairs and comic books. Guys who don't get caught up in fads like... .. exercise.
- Gariette: Or fashion.
- Wynona: Or personal hygiene.
- Gariette: So, what do you say? *Air kiss* Wanna go study?
- Wyatt Donnelly: I'd like to find a girl with common interests.
- Gary Wallace: You'd like to find a girl that's interested in girls?
- Gary Wallace: [having been shot down by Melinda] I'm telling you, Lisa set me up. She's got a mean streak.
- Wyatt Donnelly: She said go over to Melinda and be confident - not act like an idiot.
- Gary Wallace: It's a fine line.