Andrew Kavovit: Lyle Foster

Quotes 

• [Lisa's on the verge of being publicly dumped on a bet sep up by two malicious female classmates] 

  Lyle : Lisa, what I wanted to say is that...

  [to the rescue, Gary and Wyatt zap themselves inside of Lyle, now in control of Lyle's every word and action] 

  Lyle : I... love... you. I've... ALWAYS... loved... you. You're cool. You're genuine, honest, and nice - not like these two social spiders, or their loser friends. All they care about is who's popular and who's going out with who. Whom! What? It's "whom," you said "who."

• [Before they leave, Gary and Wyatt, still in control of Lyle, pay Lyle back for trying to hurt Lisa] 

  Lyle : Oh, I'm not done yet! I've got one more thing to say before I leave and that is: I sleep with a stuffed bunny, I still wet my bed and I'm wearing my sister's underwear because it makes me feel pretty.

  [Gary and Wyatt leave Lyle] 

  Lyle : [looking around, unaware of what just happened]  Who stopped the party?

  Lyle : [finding himself standing atop a piano bench with all eyes still upon him]  What?

• Lyle : Look, Lisa, what I'm trying to say is that you don't belong here with this shallow and mean and heartless crowd of incredibly popular, cosmetically enhanced kids. They'll eat you alive. That's why we have to break up.

  Lisa : But...

  Lyle : Don't you get it? It's too late for me. I'll never escape them, but you've got a chance. Get out. Get out while you still have your personality.