- Lisa: I had a really weird dream. I dreamt I was on the internet. Out of the shadows came this hideous black thing, a cyber-demon. I could feel its hot, stale breath on the back of my neck, but I couldn't make myself turn around. Then it grabbed my arms and hissed in my ear that it was going to use me to take over the world. And then it laughed, and laughed, and laughed! And I really couldn't see the humor in taking over the whole world.
- Repairman: I lured that cyber-spawn into the cable satellite network. A place where it can spew evil till the end of time and it won't make a damn bit of difference.