- Lisa: Ah, my heel broke off.
- Gary Wallace: Rule 12: High heels always break when a homicidal maniac is chasing you.
- Lisa: But I wasn't wearing high heels when we zapped in.
- Gary Wallace: Rule 11: In these movies, women always wear high heels.
- Lisa: Hey, this cabin looks just like the other one.
- Gary Wallace: It's a low budget movie. They just keep reusing the same cabin.
- Rod: A babe like you. A stud like me. I was thinking we could do a little... parallel parking.
- Lisa: [laughs] I'm sorry but you only hear a line like that in a bad movie.
- Chett Donnelly: [in the real world] A babe like you. A stud like me. I was thinking we could do a little parallel parking.