The Weird Al Show (TV Series)

The Obligatory Holiday Episode (1997)

Martin Lewis: British Redcoat

Quotes 

• Varna : Today, in my home country is Hamster Stewing Day. But do any of you care? No.

  British Redcoat : And I always hated the 4th of July, because I think that the United States should still be a part of ENGLAND!

  Varna : Well, I've always hated the Beatles!

  'Weird Al' Yankovic : [bangs some trash cans to shut the crowd up]  NO MORE SAD STORIES! THIS PARTY IS FOR HAPPY PEOPLE! HAPPY PEOPLE ONLY! If you're happy, then LEAVE! THERE'S THE DOOR!