WKRP in Cincinnati (TV Series)

Love Returns (1978)

Jan Smithers: Bailey Quarters

Quotes 

• Bailey Quarters : [to Johnny, about the 'win a date with a DJ' contest]  Look at all this mail, you can't back out now! Venus, you talk to him.

  Venus Flytrap : Sure. Hey, Johnny man, it's no big deal. See, all you have to do is pick out a lady, and the station picks up the tab for the whole night!

  Dr. Johnny Fever : Forget it!

  Venus Flytrap : C'mon man, I've done it before and I've always come out with a fox!

  Dr. Johnny Fever : Yeah, I've done it before too. I always wind up with a warthog!

  Venus Flytrap : You just got to know how to pick 'em, brother! Lemme see some of those cards, Bailey. Now, listen to this. "I'd like a date with a DJ because my mother always said I was clever and a good conversationalist." Not good.

  Bailey Quarters : No wait a minute...

  Venus Flytrap : [tossing the card then picking up and reading another, then another]  Trust me. "I've always wanted to find out what's behind that sexy voice I hear every night." Heh heh. This is what we'll call the "A" pile. Now. "I don't know if it's against the law in Ohio, but what I'd really like to do is..." No, that's the "B" pile. *This* is the "A" pile.

  [Venus sticks that last card in his breast pocket] 

• Bailey Quarters : [entering then closing the door behind her]  Well, Johnny finally went along with the contest. He just announced the winner. Some girl named Kim Northrop.

  Andy Travis : [as Bailey sits down]  Ha, that's great.

  Bailey Quarters : Venus announced his last night.

  Andy Travis : That's nice.

  Bailey Quarters : [standing up]  Well, just wanted to tell you about the contest.

  Andy Travis : Well, thank you.

  Bailey Quarters : Hmm. I guess I'll go now.

  Andy Travis : Okay.

  Bailey Quarters : [goes to door, sighs]  Uh, have you... gotten a chance to see Linda again?

  Andy Travis : [smiling]  Every night.

  Bailey Quarters : Well... good.