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Certification
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Sex & Nudity
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- Alice gives birth during the Nativity play.
- When Geraldine asks for towels to help with delivering the baby, Jim proceeds to hand her towels from his costume. She stops him from removing the last one.
- Geraldine tells Alice a joke about Santa having a mince pie stuck up his bottom, but she takes it literally as usual and is grossed out by it.
- Jim is seen wearing a female tennis kit.
- Jim makes a few flirtatious innuendos about particular female celebrities.
- Owen mentions that he once had sex with his own cousin, with Jim and Frank admitting to it as well. It's implied that she got pregnant on all three occasions.
- Owen tells a story about burglars having toothbrushes up their bottoms. Geraldine considers it as an option for the following year's Christmas play. Hugo suggests that Frank could play one of the toothbrushes, to which he seems to approve, a nod to him being gay.
- Jim refers to kings as 'inbred cretins'
- When attempting to explain to Alice that Uncle Bulgaria from The Wombles was a fictional character, Geraldine says that there was always a man inside him, which Alice appears to misinterpret for homosexual sex.
- Geraldine mentions watching a football match 'from right in front of David Ginola's shorts'.
Violence & Gore
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- Geraldine flippantly mentions the possibility of stabbing Alice to death when losing patience with her stupidity.
- David plays King Herod, but wants to show his kinder side in order to soften the story of him ordering the babies of Jerusalem to be slaughtered. Geraldine compares it to 'the playful side of Hitler'.
- Geraldine threatens to punch Alice in the face if she drops out of the nativity play.
- Alice worries about her stomach bursting open on giving birth, but is assured that it was only a film.
- When having a contraction, Alice squeezes Geraldine's hand so hard that she hurts her.
- Owen says that he'll be slaughtering one of his cows the next day and so invites the audience to order their Christmas beef after the show.
- Owen mentions previously juggling live puppies, saying that he 'only dropped a couple'. He suggests juggling kittens instead, saying that he knows from experience that they don't mind being dropped. When Geraldine asks for ideas for the Christmas play, Owen mentions the theme of the baby Jesus, but when she warns him against juggling babies he then admits that he doesn't have an idea after all, implying that that WAS his idea.
Profanity
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- One use of 'pillock'.
- One use of 'bitch'.
- One use of 'sod off'.
- One use of 'arse'.
- A few uses of 'Oh my God'.
- One use of 'cretins'.
Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking
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- Geraldine drinks wine after a rehearsal.
Frightening & Intense Scenes
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- Alice starts crying when Geraldine is about to reject her at the audition, but stops immediately on being given the part.
- Hugo tells a story about a severed head. Alice is horrified.
