The Vicar of Dibley (TV Series)

The Arrival (1994)

Emma Chambers: Alice Tinker

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• [post credits] 

  Geraldine : So there's this nun, right?

  Alice Tinker : Uh.

  Geraldine : And she's having a bath. And a knock comes on the door.

  Alice Tinker : Oh dear.

  Geraldine : Yeah, and she says, "Who is it?" and the reply comes, "It's the blind man. Can I come in?" She thinks for a minute and she says, "Yes, all right then, come in." So this chap comes in and says, "Nice tits! Where do you want me to hang the blind?"

  Alice Tinker : [long pause]  Oh! He's not...

  Geraldine : No.

• Geraldine : Don't call me 'Ma'am' - sounds like the Queen. Lovely lady, but very odd taste in hats, don't you think, Miss Tinker?

  Alice Tinker : Yes!

  Geraldine : Yes!

  Alice Tinker : Oh, erm... you can call me Alice.

  Geraldine : Right.

  Alice Tinker : Because it's my name.