The Vicar of Dibley (TV Series)
The Arrival (1994)
John Bluthal: Frank Pickle
Quotes
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Letitia Cropley : Uh...
David Horton : Yes?
Letitia Cropley : Nothing.
Frank Pickle : Would you like that to be minuted, Mrs. Cropley?
Letitia Cropley : Oh, yes, I suppose so.
Frank Pickle : Excellent. "Then Mrs. Cropley said 'Nothing'".
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David Horton : Are we all here?
Frank Pickle : Yes, perfectly.
David Horton : Not 'can we all hear', 'are we all here'?
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David Horton : Right, I call this meeting of the Dibley parish council to order; David Horton in the chair, and Frank Pickle taking minutes.
Frank Pickle : Shall I minute that, sir?
David Horton : What?
Frank Pickle : About my taking the minutes?
David Horton : Do you normally minute it?
Frank Pickle : Well, I like to, yes.
David Horton : Then do it again.
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[last lines]
Frank Pickle : It's the most people we've had in the church since that Lady Godiva thing three years ago.
Geraldine : Oh, what was that?
Hugo Horton : We were celebrating the summer solstice, and we thought it would be fun to re-enact Lady Godiva.
Geraldine : [to Alice, who is unbuttoning her] No, no, no, no, no, that is my dress.
Owen Newitt : A lot of people turned up, but unfortunately it was rather disappointing.
Geraldine : Lady Godiva wearing a body stocking.
Frank Pickle : No! She was absolutely stark naked.
Geraldine : Wow.
Letitia Cropley : Well, I hadn't had time to go to the hair-dresser, so I wasn't looking my best.
Geraldine : I bet you were, you sauce-pot.