The Vicar of Dibley (TV Series)

Summer (2000)

James Fleet: Hugo Horton

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Quotes 

• [the protesters have just finished singing You'll Never Walk Alone] 

  Geraldine Granger : Right. Your turn next, Frank. Only 6 hours to go before dawn, so make it a good 'un!

  Frank Pickle : I've got just the thing.

  [sings] 

  Frank Pickle : 100,000 green bottles, hanging on the wall; 100,000 green...

  [the others join in] 

  Geraldine Granger , Frank Pickle , Jim Trott , Hugo Horton , David Horton : [singing]  ... bottles hanging on the wall; And if one green bottle should accidentally fall; There'll be 99,999 green bottles hanging on the wall.

• David Horton : Vicar, much as I applaud your efforts, I fear we have to accept the compensation the water company offer us, however derisory that is.

  [Geraldine sighs] 

  Hugo Horton : Oh, I thought they offered you 4 million pounds?

  Jim Trott , Frank Pickle , Owen Newitt : [Shocked]  What?

  David Horton : Yes, well... um... do you think I'm happy about that?

  Hugo Horton : Well... you were dancing around the rose garden singing.

  David Horton : [Warningly]  Hugo.

  Hugo Horton : [singing and dancing]  Money money money; Must be funny...

  Owen Newitt : You treacherous git! You'd sacrifice this village for your own personal greed - have you no respect for tradition?

  Geraldine Granger : Well said, Owen!

  Owen Newitt : For centuries my family's been massacring deer, staging cockfights and gassing foxes in this valley, and we don't intend stopping now!

  Geraldine Granger : *Less* well said, Owen!

  David Horton : [Showing Owen a notebook]  Incidentally, this is what you'd be getting for your farm, by the way.

  [Owen's eyes widen] 

  Owen Newitt : [sings and dances]  Who wants to be a millionaire?

  [High pitched] 

  Owen Newitt : I do!

  [Speaking] 

  Owen Newitt : You're right, Dave - Dibley's a dump!

  Geraldine Granger : Oh, for goodness sakes, Owen! There are people here who don't own their own properties.

  [Indicates Jim and Frank] 

  Geraldine Granger : You know, they won't get any compensation at all.

  Owen Newitt : Well, sod 'em! *Now* will you sleep with me? I can pay you big time, babe!