The Vicar of Dibley (TV Series)

Summer (2000)

Emma Chambers: Alice Horton

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Quotes 

• Jim Trott : If you'd like me to take over for a bit, you only have to say the word.

  Geraldine Granger : Oh, that's very sweet of you, Jim. But no thank you. I'm determined to see this out till the press get here, even if it takes a week.

  Jim Trott : You wouldn't like just to go to the loo?

  Geraldine Granger : No thanks.

  Alice Horton : Look, she's amazing. She must have a bladder the size of Lake Titicaca. Not like me. My Mum only has to go "Tinker, Tinker" or

  [hisses] 

  Alice Horton : or

  [whistles] 

  Alice Horton : and I'm absolutely bursting!

  [Geraldine fidgets uncomfortably] 

  Geraldine Granger : Actually, sorry Jim, do you think you *could* take over?

  [Alice shuffles away, clutching a hand to her crotch] 

  Geraldine Granger : You've got a key, haven't you?

  [Jim rummages in his pockets for a key] 

• Alice Horton : It's the water company - they got your letter.

  Geraldine Granger : Hope it wasn't too rude.

  Alice Horton : They thought you'd like to know there's only one D in 'pederast'. And they're not sure that 'knob guzzler' is a real word.