The Vicar of Dibley (TV Series)
Love and Marriage (1998)
Emma Chambers: Alice Tinker
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Quotes
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Alice Tinker : [about her wedding] It's all going to be so perfect.
Geraldine Granger : Yes, although I have been having second thoughts about you wearing this dress.
Alice Tinker : Really? You think I should go nude?
Geraldine Granger : No.
Alice Tinker : It's a thought.
Geraldine Granger : No, no , no. I just think it should be simpler, that's all.
Alice Tinker : Oh, you mean like, like lots of hearts or something.
Geraldine Granger : Yeah, could be, yeah.
Alice Tinker : With a different Doctor Who in each one.
Geraldine Granger : No!
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Alice Tinker : When he kisses me, I go all goose pimply, like a great, big, pimply goose.
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Geraldine Granger : [Looking at herself in the mirror] Oh God. I forgot to put my makeup on! Oh... hell.
[Waves a hand dismissively]
Geraldine Granger : Who cares? It's the woman inside that counts. Isn't it, Ally Pally?
Alice Tinker : Every time, Vic Stick.
Geraldine Granger , Alice Tinker : Girl Power!
[Both make 'peace' signs]
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Hugo Horton : Nice blouse!
Alice Tinker : Ooh, thank you! My Mum knocked it up from some curtains, look.
[Pulls a string under the armpit, causing the sleeve to roll up]
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Geraldine Granger : Repeat after me: I, Alice Springs Tinker...
Alice Tinker : ...take thee, Hugo Horton.
Geraldine Granger : [Trying to hide her confusion] Take thee... Hugo Horton.
Alice Tinker : To be my lawful wedded husband.
Geraldine Granger : To be my lawful wedded husband...
[Cuts Alice off]
Geraldine Granger : ... to have and to hold...
Alice Tinker : To have and to hold.
Geraldine Granger : From this day forward...
Alice Tinker : For richer, for poorer.
Geraldine Granger : [Slightly exasperated] For better, for worse. Till death us do part, amen.
Alice Tinker : In sickness and in health.
Geraldine Granger : Yeah, that too.