The Vicar of Dibley (TV Series)
Election (1994)
Liz Smith: Letitia Cropley
Quotes
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[David Horton has reneged on his campaign promises]
Owen Newitt : I vote we kill him.
Jim Trott : No no no no no no no, so do I.
Letitia Cropley : I could poison him if you like. No-one'ld ever know.
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Frank Pickle : [looking at Letitia's cake] Oh, lovely. Chocolate?
Letitia Cropley : No. Marmite.
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Letitia Cropley : We're going to see those lovely dancers in London.
David Horton : The Royal Ballet?
Letitia Cropley : No, the Chippendales.
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Letitia Cropley : It's chocolate spread.
Geraldine Granger : Chocolate?
Letitia Cropley : Yes.
Geraldine Granger : You promise?
Letitia Cropley : Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Geraldine Granger : All right then, I will.
[takes a bite]
Geraldine Granger : Mmm, very, um, unusual taste.
Letitia Cropley : Yeah, well I put in a bit of taramasalata as well