"The Vicar of Dibley" Election (TV Episode 1994) - Roger Lloyd Pack as Owen Newitt

[David Horton has reneged on his campaign promises]

Owen Newitt : I vote we kill him.

Jim Trott : No no no no no no no, so do I.

Letitia Cropley : I could poison him if you like. No-one'ld ever know.
Owen Newitt : He's as doomed as a virgin on a date with Rod Stewart.
[first lines]

Frank Pickle : [very slowly] Mister. Hor-ton. Had. A. Shag. Pile. Car. Pet. Installed.

David Horton : Frank, I'm not absolutely convinced that this new shorthand is helping.

Owen Newitt : Sorry I'm late. Sheep exploded. Nasty business.

Frank Pickle : Would you like a quick recap?

Owen Newitt : Well, make it quick. The buggers are popping like champagne corks out there.

Frank Pickle : First we had the apologies, and then the council agreed to give two hundred pounds to the Scots.

Owen Newitt : What the hell for? I miss ten minutes and you all go mad. Why the hell should we give the Scots money?

Geraldine Granger : Calm down, Owen. That's the *scouts*, Frank.

Frank Pickle : Oh, right. We also gave twenty pounds to the Save the Chickens fund.

David Horton : Moving on.
[slander campaign he has devised against David Horton]

Owen Newitt : In the old days you'd vote for Horton, because you thought you oughta. But remember - he's not only had your votes, he's also had your daughter!
Owen Newitt : We've thought long and hard about it, and after much discussion and debate, we've decided that Mr. Horton is a total bastard.

Jim Trott : No no no no no, no no no that's right.

Roger Lloyd Pack: Owen Newitt