The Vicar of Dibley (TV Series)

Community Spirit (1994)

Roger Lloyd Pack: Owen Newitt

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• David Horton : Item two: Mindless Vandalism. As you probably know, we have an outbreak of graffiti in the village.

  Letitia Cropley : Oh, yes, I saw that. I don't think you're a prat, Mr Horton.

  David Horton : No-one said I was.

  Owen Newitt : Yes, some bugger's scrawled: "Mr Horton's a total prat" on the Scout Hut wall.

  David Horton : We also seem to have acquired a village *Puss* Office. You keeping up, Frank?

  Frank Pickle : Yeah. Horton's a total prat.

  David Horton : Well, let's just keep an eye out for them, shall we? Especially the little *bastard* who's tampered with the sign for the *Tuck* Shop.

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  Owen Newitt : Unavoidably detained.

  David Horton : Right. I call this meeting of the Dibley parish council to order. Item 1, do we have any apologies?

  Jim Trott : No, no no no no, no no no no, yes.

  David Horton : Yes, Jim.

  Jim Trott : No no no no, yes. I'm, I'm sorry I missed the bridge evening yesterday.

  David Horton : No, you don't have to apologize for that, Jim.

  Jim Trott : No no no no no no no, I want to.

  David Horton : No, I mean apologies mean you only have to apologize for not being here.

  Jim Trott : But I *am* here. Bu- but I could go away if you like, and then come back and apologize for not being here next time.

  David Horton : Moving on.