Hilary Kay: Hilary Kay

Quotes 

• Geraldine Granger : A wide-eyed brainless blonde thing called Alice is going to come in and ask you to value her Smurf. So I'd like you to lie a little bit and say that it's worth a lot.

  Hilary Kay : I'm sorry, but I can't do that.

  Geraldine Granger : Guaranteed place in Heaven. Front row seat right next to Cliff Richard.

• Hilary Kay : It's a Papa Smurf, and if I'm not mistaken, it's a very special one.

  Alice Horton : Yes it is.

  Hilary Kay : It says "Made in China" on the base. Now this tells me that it's part of the Ming Dynasty.