The Vicar of Dibley (TV Series)
Autumn (1999)
Trevor Peacock: Jim Trott
Quotes
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Frank Pickle : [Frank and Jim have just found out that Geraldine is planning to sleep with Simon] Good luck vicar, I think he'll make you very happy.
Geraldine : Aw, thank you Frank.
Jim Trott : And if he doesn't I'll have a go.
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Jim : We're sorry to trouble you at this time, Vicar. It's just that you know when you said that if we had a serious problem that should come and see you.
Geraldine : [uneasy] Yes
Frank Pickle : [serious] We need to see you now. Desperately.
Geraldine : [Geraldine begins to feel for them] Of course guys, of course. Come on in. Make yourself at home. Have a seat. Now tell me, what's the problem?
Jim : [shows a crossword] It's Seven Down.
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Owen Newitt : She's already missed one set of Sunday services and it's important she doesn't miss another.
Alice : Can I just say, um, that I thought Mr. Pickle gave a lovely sermon as lay preacher.
Hugo : Yes, bravo. How you kept going for two and a half hours was amazing.
Owen Newitt : As I say, it's absolutely *vital* that she doesn't miss another Sunday. I need hardly remind you that we actually lost a couple of the older members of our congregation during last week's service.
Jim : Don't worry Frank, they were going to die anyway. And that fellow who stood up and said "if this moron doesn't shut up soon I'm going to kill myself," and then five minutes later shot himself in the head... well, he'd been gloomy for quite some time...
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David Horton : Item one, apologies for absence.
Frank Pickle : Yes, I have a note from the last meeting to say that Jim can't be with us today.
Jim : Why can't I be with you? What have I done?
David Horton : No. you said you couldn't be with us.
Jim : I did? Where - where am I meant to be?
