The Vicar of Dibley (TV Series)

Autumn (1999)

John Bluthal: Frank Pickle

Quotes 

• Frank Pickle : [Frank and Jim have just found out that Geraldine is planning to sleep with Simon]  Good luck vicar, I think he'll make you very happy.

  Geraldine : Aw, thank you Frank.

  Jim Trott : And if he doesn't I'll have a go.

• Jim : We're sorry to trouble you at this time, Vicar. It's just that you know when you said that if we had a serious problem that should come and see you.

  Geraldine : [uneasy]  Yes

  Frank Pickle : [serious]  We need to see you now. Desperately.

  Geraldine : [Geraldine begins to feel for them]  Of course guys, of course. Come on in. Make yourself at home. Have a seat. Now tell me, what's the problem?

  Jim : [shows a crossword]  It's Seven Down.

• David Horton : Item one, apologies for absence.

  Frank Pickle : Yes, I have a note from the last meeting to say that Jim can't be with us today.

  Jim : Why can't I be with you? What have I done?

  David Horton : No. you said you couldn't be with us.

  Jim : I did? Where - where am I meant to be?