The Vicar of Dibley (TV Series)

Animals (1994)

Roger Lloyd Pack: Owen Newitt

Quotes 

• Owen Newitt : [Carrying a laden cloth bag over his shoulder]  Oh dear. I just trod in something brown, and it's certainly not chocolate cake!

  Frank Pickle : Er, are you coming to the animal service, Owen?

  Owen Newitt : [Placing the bag on the table]  Ah well, I don't know, you see. I might not be fit for it. After all the drinking on Saturday night to celebrate my great *pumpkin victory*!

  Jim Trott : [laughs]  Some hope! From what I hear, your pumpkins are no no no no no bigger than your balls!

  Owen Newitt : Well, I'd better get myself some larger underpants then, hadn't I?

  [Opens the bag to reveal a huge pumpkin] 

• Owen Newitt : [looking at the giant vegetable Jim has grown]  Well, bugger me.

  Letitia Cropley : You know, it's time the vicar did something about your bad language.

  [looks at the vegetable] 

  Letitia Cropley : Ooh, it is a big bugger, though, isn't it?